Recently, a South African pastor claimed he can heal any wound and bring all kinds of luck by farting on people’s faces.
Pastor Chris Penelope, who calls himself a child of God, posted photos of his healing sessions online, confidently saying he can cure all injuries and bring good fortune worldwide. But looking at the pictures, netizens only see him sitting on people’s faces and farting!
Chris Penelope performing his unique blessing ritual!
Penelope confidently says he only needs to fart near the head and nostrils of the person to release sacred energy from his body and let miracles finish the job.
That’s why dozens of CEOs and entrepreneurs line up for two months just to have Penelope sit on their heads and inhale his sacred gas. They believe this act will help their businesses grow and make them richer than Elon Musk.
Chris Penelope at a sermon
Those unlucky enough not to get a personal blessing try to collect the pastor’s farts in containers to inhale before important meetings or project bids.
Still, some people were horrified by the farting spectacle and decided to leave the church.
Source: 9GAG
